You will now cluck like a chicken!

Blog Guy, I know you’re a real Washington insider. How does President Obama get so many people to be so devoted to him? Is there some secret? Yes. He puts the hocus-pocus on them. I beg your pardon? The hocus-pocus? You know, the old mumbo jumbo. The hootchie-kootchie. The big whammy. He wiggles his fingers, makes a frowny face, gives them the stink eye… You would have us believe the U.S. President performs some sort of hypnotic wizardry on people to make them loyal? Sure. Thi